[ inbox = seasons ]

[kishin]

un:lancelot

[ Video / Voice / Text / Action / Delivery / Whatever ]

You've reached Suzaku— Kururugi Suzaku.
...Ah, I'm not available right now, but if you leave a
message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can?

Comments

un: kantera, text

[happydreamed]

🌸🌼🌺🌷🌻🌹🌸🌼🌺🌷

Hello, my dear friend! 🤗👋

I just wanted to let you know how much I value our friendship. 🌸💕

You are like a beautiful flower 🌼🌺🌷 in my life, adding colour 🖍and joy 🥳 to each day. 🌤🌨🌜

Thank you for being there for me during the winter 🌨️, spring 🌷, summer ☀️, and fall 🍁. You truly are a friend for all seasons. ❄️🌸☀️🍂

Let's spread kindness like a garden full of beautiful flowers! 🌻🌹

Please pass this ✉️ message ✉️ on to 3 👯‍♀️ special friends 👯‍♀️ who brighten up your world! 🌈👭👬👫 If you don't, you will turn into a bitter gourd 🍆🥒 and no one will want to be your friend. 😢 Send it to people now! My neighbour's eggplant 🍆🍆🍆 also turned into a worm 🐛🐛🐛 because he ignored it! 😱

🌸🌼🌺🌷🌻🌹🌸🌼🌺🌷

un:lancelot

[kishin]

Mr. Kantera?
Are you all right?

[happydreamed]

Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I be?

[kishin]

Your account hasn't been compromised?

[happydreamed]

Do I not strike you as the type who sends along cute messages like this?

[kishin]

[ uhhhh ]

Is it meant to be cute? It sounds threatening.

[happydreamed]

Certainly. All those flowers and talk about friendship.

[kishin]

And then the part where it says you'll turn into a bitter husk and also suffer erectile dysfunction.

[happydreamed]

I have never claimed to have a refined sense of humor.

[kishin]

[ Ah-ha. ]

But it isn't cute.

[happydreamed]

A message can both be cute and have a bad joke in it.

[kishin]

A bad joke about penises, though?

[happydreamed]

Are you uncomfortable with that sort of joke?

[kishin]

What does that have to do with whether or not it's cute?

[happydreamed]

Just a question affecting what I send you in the future.

[kingside]

[All right, someone has been snooping, so—]

Do not, under any circumstances, continue to send Suzaku jokes about anyone's genitalia. Thank you.

[M-may have commandeered Suzaku's phone to write this. Unclear. This is fine.]

[happydreamed]

Oh, hello Lelouch.

[kingside]

Hello, Kantera. Goodbye, Kantera.

[Annnnd surrendering the phone or whatever back to Suzaku and stalking off.]

[happydreamed]

Goodness, he's very protective, isn't he?

[kishin]

He's just shy. That sort of humor probably seems very inappropriate to him.

[happydreamed]

Is that so? I was going to ask if you two were dating.

1/2

[kishin]

[ mmm unresolved tree thread things ]

[kishin]

No.

[happydreamed]

Ah, I see. I was just thinking that that reaction would make more sense about a partner rather than a friend, even a close friend.

[kishin]

I'm sure he'd have a similar reaction to seeing it no matter whose phone you'd sent it to.

[ Is this not quite a response? He's still. Distracted by how very much they are not dating After The Tree. ]

[happydreamed]

If you say so. You know him better than I.

[kishin]

Better than anyone else here, that's for sure.

[happydreamed]

Better than many at your home as well, I would wager.

during weekend of misfires | un: shinkirou | text

[kingside]

Suzaku?

[Checking first, yes. He has learned his lesson and shall not be repeating any mistakes (hopefully).]

<3

[kishin]

Who else would it be?

[kingside]

The network has been acting up. I accidentally got Evangeline first, and it seems like you missed my cat updates.

[Which he will, by the way, helpfully attach (but just the photos and commentary). Wouldn't want Suzaku to miss those.]

[kishin]

Lelouch! These are wonderful.

[kingside]

They are.

[Thank you for agreeing, he knows, yes. That aside...]

But that isn't what I wanted to talk to you about.

[kishin]

Look at his tummy! And his toes!

Oh?

[kingside]

[... Well.]

Should I give you a moment first?

[kishin]

He's very cute!

[kingside]

[Looks like that's a yes.]

All right. I'll wait until you're finished gushing.

remorse portal

[okurikoinu]

[ From here. ] [ Well, that startles the heck out of the younger Suzaku, who stumbles back, but Genbu's reaction is more in the sharply narrowed eyes and scowl vein.

"A witch?!" ]

[mistsplitter]

[ Honestly? That's a little insulting to hear, but she tries not to pay it any mind. There are more important things at hand. Like, you know. His safety. And Suzaku's. And his friends. ]

I won't repeat myself, Sir.

Delivery

[happydreamed]

[An assortment of homemade baked goods - cookies of various flavors, brownies, cupcakes, the works. Attached is a note that says 'Happy holidays - Kantera'.]