[ inbox = seasons ]

[kishin]

un:lancelot

[ Video / Voice / Text / Action / Delivery / Whatever ]

You've reached Suzaku— Kururugi Suzaku.
...Ah, I'm not available right now, but if you leave a
message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can?

Comments

[happydreamed]

Do I not strike you as the type who sends along cute messages like this?

[kishin]

[ uhhhh ]

Is it meant to be cute? It sounds threatening.

[happydreamed]

Certainly. All those flowers and talk about friendship.

[kishin]

And then the part where it says you'll turn into a bitter husk and also suffer erectile dysfunction.

[happydreamed]

I have never claimed to have a refined sense of humor.

[kishin]

[ Ah-ha. ]

But it isn't cute.

[happydreamed]

A message can both be cute and have a bad joke in it.

[kishin]

A bad joke about penises, though?

[happydreamed]

Are you uncomfortable with that sort of joke?

[kishin]

What does that have to do with whether or not it's cute?

[happydreamed]

Just a question affecting what I send you in the future.

[kingside]

[All right, someone has been snooping, so—]

Do not, under any circumstances, continue to send Suzaku jokes about anyone's genitalia. Thank you.

[M-may have commandeered Suzaku's phone to write this. Unclear. This is fine.]

[happydreamed]

Oh, hello Lelouch.

[kingside]

Hello, Kantera. Goodbye, Kantera.

[Annnnd surrendering the phone or whatever back to Suzaku and stalking off.]

[happydreamed]

Goodness, he's very protective, isn't he?

[kishin]

He's just shy. That sort of humor probably seems very inappropriate to him.

[happydreamed]

Is that so? I was going to ask if you two were dating.

1/2

[kishin]

[ mmm unresolved tree thread things ]

[kishin]

No.

[happydreamed]

Ah, I see. I was just thinking that that reaction would make more sense about a partner rather than a friend, even a close friend.

[kishin]

I'm sure he'd have a similar reaction to seeing it no matter whose phone you'd sent it to.

[ Is this not quite a response? He's still. Distracted by how very much they are not dating After The Tree. ]

[happydreamed]

If you say so. You know him better than I.

[kishin]

Better than anyone else here, that's for sure.

[happydreamed]

Better than many at your home as well, I would wager.